January 2012
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December 2011
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September 2011
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Solo para unicornios.
Te extraño: té raro, una especie de té desconocido.
Camarón: aparato enorme que saca fotos.
Decimal: pronunciar equivocadamente.
Becerro: que ve u observa una loma o colina.
Bermudas: observar a las que no hablan.
Telepatía: aparato de tv para la hermana de mi amá.
Telón: tela de 50 metros cuadrados o más.
Berro: bastor aleban.
Barbarismo: colección exagerada de muñecas barbie.
Polinesia: mujer policía que no entiende explicaciones.
Chinchilla: auchenchia de un objeto para chentarche.
Diademas: veintinueve de febrero.
Dilemas: háblale más.
Manifiesta: juerga de maníes.
Meollo: me escucho.
Atiborrarte: desaparecerte.
Cacareo: excremento del preso.
Cachivache: pequeño hoyo en el pavimento que está a punto de convertirse en vache.
Endoscopio: prepararse para todos los exámenes, excepto dos, en esos copio.
Envergadura: lugar de la anatomía humana en dónde se colocan los condones.
Nitrato: ni lo intento.
Nuevamente: cerebro sin usar.
Talento: no ta rápido.
Esguince: gatorce más uno.
Esmalte: ni lune ni miélcole.
Inestable: mesa inglesa de inés.
Ondeando: ¿ónde toy?
Sorprendida: monja en llamas.
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
143 posts
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one...
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
Reblog If you have GOOGLE CHROME.
reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
chaoticsheila asked: TAG!
1-one body part that turns you on?
2-two things you're happy about?
3-three important people in your life?
4-four things on your agenda?
5-five reasons for you to be alive?
6-six things you want?
7-seven shows you like?
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1-one body part that turns you on?
2-two things you're happy about?
3-three important people in your life?
4-four things on your agenda?
5-five reasons for you to be alive?
6-six things you want?
7-seven shows you like?
8-eight people to copy and paste this on their ask boxes
kekar asked: 9.150 bolos...... sin el monitor.....
kekar asked: me da soberana caga romper algo marico xD ya gasté demasiada plata en esa mierda como pa cagar alguna vaina xD deberías es venir a echarme una mano es lo q es... xD
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SnakeLinkSonic: When people overpraise the... →
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When people overpraise the normally trivial generosity of humanitarian actions while blatantly ignoring the fact that they are praising them as simply an outright admittance of said over-exalting. Cradling good/positive news only serves to mirror a personal tendency to want to ignore the…
DREAM THEATER's JAMES LABRIE Putting Finishing...
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andr3ignacio:
Singer James LaBrie of progressive metal giants DREAM THEATER has spent the past few weeks in the studio with Canadian producer/engineer Richard Chycki laying down vocals on the band’s much-anticipated new album, tentatively due this fall via Roadrunner Records. Chycki writes on his blog, “I gotta tell ya, new DREAM THEATER drummer Mike...
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Reblog si eres de Venezuela.
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Blotted Science <3
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LA BATERIA DEL NOTEBOOK
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lol!!
Reblogging!
: Hey guys... →
letmusicbringustogether:
I don’t ask too much from any of you, but tonight I’m going to make a request that you help make a difference in something I’m extremely passionate about. These people need all the help they can get!
I just signed a petition demanding that Ugandan President Museveni…